Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Sunshine and a Little Laughter

 What a gorgeous day today! says it's 40 degrees right now, but it feels so much warmer than that. Thing Two is napping right now, but as soon as he wakes up, the boys and I are headed out! I think we'll open the garage and let Thing One get out some of his toys. Then, we'll go for a nice long walk. I need some Vitamin D!!
I stumbled across this poem the other day; so true!!
I thought it would give you all a laugh.
If You Give A Mom A Muffin
Author Kathy Fictorie

If you give a mom a muffin,
She’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She’ll pour herself some.
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.
She’ll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she’ll find dirty socks.
She’ll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She’ll trip over boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan for supper.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She’ll look for her cookbook (“101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburger”).
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The check book is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
She’ll smell something funny.
She’ll change the two year old’s diaper.
While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring.
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.
She’ll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
And chances are…
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it

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